Baaaaaaad Tony: Starbucks Barista Juggernaut in the Jungles of Panama

hmmmm... looks like airport Starbucks baristas must join the list, among the Rachel Ray's, Chicken McNuggets and vegetarians of the world, as objects of Baaaaad Tony's wrath:

After getting a tattoo from a native Panamanian in the jungle as protection from insects, his voice-over goes a-Kurtz* on baristas,

"Nice! This will confuse the baristas at the airport Starbucks. Our whole crew walks in sun-burnt and bug-bitten... It'll scare the &$^$* out of them. 'Yeah, I'll take an extra shot of espresso in that venti latte, mother&$%^, but I ain't gonna pay for it. What do you think about that?' "

Yikes!!! ;-)

*As in Captain Kurtz in Apocalypse Now whom Tony refers to in the episode...